After a BBQ dinner & game night at mikes, Melissa, Carolyn & I decided we needed Starbucks. WARNING: the conversation below is not for young ears...here goes:
Pull in to drive thru:
Megan: "can i place 3 separate orders.."
Lady: "sure, go ahead"
(as i get ready to order, mel & carolyn are hanging over both shoulders..)
Megan: "can i get ahh uhhh..Pike Place decaff tall..no, wait, uh grande...yea, uh grande" (DYING LAUGHING)
Lady: "okay, go ahead w/ next order"
Mel: (leans over my shoulder out the window with the following attempt:) "I..I want" and proceeds to die laughing -- I hear "tell her, tell her what I want" so I attempt to give her Melissa's complicated order
Lady: repeats order & tells me to go on
Carolyn: starts to lean towards the window...but hits her head on the ceiling of the car & leans back...laughing of course - so Melissa had to tell me her order, so I could repeat it
(as we're rounding the curve of the drive-through...somebody said that the lady probably though we were drunk..mind you, we've had no alcohol..it's just real late (10:00))
Pull up at window:
Lady hands me my order - I had her my card with 2 pennies (that carolyn searched through her purse for bc I only had one) -- she ended up spraying change all over my car...i needed the pennies because it was $2.02..thinking it'd be easier if she ran it up as $2.00
Megan: "here-will this make it easier? oh...uh...probably not, never mind -just run the card." (while stuttering and slurring words)
Melissa: Hands her 2 giftcards "I think this is enough, but I may have to pay you too" ... turns to Megan "See how I used complete sentences?"
Megan: "asshole. Like that complete sentence?!"
Carolyn paid with no problems
Funniest trip to starbucks yet (: